Whoa . . . I never even knew Megan Mullally was a Republican (Part II)

I heard a lot this month from the Right about how Sarah Palin is a brave, ethical leader who stood up to her own party to battle corruption in Alaska and who should be lauded as an inspiration to decent, down-to-earth, hard-working American women everywhere. And I heard a lot from the Left about how she is a gun-wielding, racist psycho who will send us back to the Dark Ages with her views on war, global-warming and abortion.

All my ass really wants to know is,

how many Alaskan Amber Ales do you think it would take
for this . . .






. . . to turn into this?





I intend to find out on Halloween.

To test my working theory that the reason Sarah Palin rocks the same hair as Karen from "Will and Grace" is that Karen is Sarah Palin's secret alter ego, I have decided to dress up as a Palin-Walker Transformer for Halloween. My plan is simple -- to drink until Sarah Palin is unmasked as Karen Walker. Without giving too much away, let's just say the costume will involve an NRA badge, a martini shaker and a breakaway suit jacket.

It's really anyone's guess how many Tequila licks it will take to get to the horny-drunk-evil-socialite-on-a-sitcom center of my Palin Tootsie Roll Pop, but I truly can't wait to find out. I also can't wait to find out how many times at the Halloween party I can hum the Transformers theme song and obnoxiously overuse the line, "I'm more than meets the eye!"